What do you mean we are not suppose to drink the water from Dad's chair ( which is actually our chair anyway)? It is important for kitties to have water.
Mom, you can't avoid me. You it is part of the routine than you give me some attention first thing in the morning. And, of course, throughout the day at MY discretion.
I want some attention! Time to hop up on mom's lap.
No Fair! We are suppose to do the hunting, not be hunted by a mechanical toy! Dad is having way too much fun with this. He might still be mad over us knocking over the laptop and busting the power supply.