We are lucky we don't have to live in a cage day to day, it is bad enough when we have to go into a cage to travel out of the house. Daddy is taking care of this animal while its owners are on vacation. You know you can bring this critter back to our house and we can chase it around and have fun with it. I'll bet it would LOVE to get out of the cage.
Hey Mom! Bring out that red dot toy, so we can chase down that red dot. We
think we have figured out a system and might be able to catch it this
time. We know you keep it in Dad's chair (well it is our chair, we just
let daddy use it) We love it when you play with us, but you know what
you haven't given us in a while? Cat treats! Yea, I know you are
trying to compensate by giving us more canned cat food, but we are well
overdue for some treats. You have played with us by making us chase down
cat treats, as seen in these moving pictures taken by your daughter
using her flashy box. Make sure you are using the treats
seen in the video. We really like the Temptations treats because it is
the best cat treat ever! I know you got us
treats last year that were handmade, but we did not like them. I know
you tried to make you own cat treats, but we didn't like them either. Mom,
didn't you end up eating them because you thought they were good. Well,
I guess that explains why we did not like them. So Mom, go buy us the best cat treatsand we might have more energy for chasing that red dot and we can't wait to play chase the cats treats again.
Mom is getting compensated for this, but that is o.k., because it is true and now she has no excuses for buying us cat treat!
Mom is just messing around with flashy box again, again we are not the right color, we are not black and white (o.k. Midnight is unaffected, he is black). And why include a picture of bunnies? They are not cats and not even living. We sleep on them.
Mom...You are suppose to be typing about us CATS, not putting up picture of ducks you came across on your walk. We don't care if the baby ducks are cute. We are much cuter than some baby ducks we should be chasing.